Recap:
Lao Ye: "...I felt so carefree there! And then there's no paparazzi there, you know! But still, I was caught on camera with Patty by Hongkong paparazzi... hopefully, wife and mistress dont read magazines. Ah, you must help me to tear up the magazine if you sees it, okay?"
Early morning next day.
Wife yawned and walked into the main hall. She saw Ah Wang the dog biting onto the morning newspaper. She snatched the papers over and hit the dog on the head.
"AAAHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?"
Wife was screaming at the top of her lungs, almost breaking the windows of the house.
A picture was splashed across the papers.
Wife held the durian daily with her trembling hands and stared at the picture.
Everyone in the household, including Zhou Ah Ma, Zhou Ma Ma, Mistress, Ya Huan, Zhu Guan Jia and Ah Wang the dog, rushed out to the main hall, where Wife is standing there.
Wife saw Grandma Zhou and showed it to her, "Ah Maaaaa! You see! You see!"
Before Grandma Zhou can see the picture, Wife took it away and showed it to Zhou Ma Ma, "Maaaa, you see!"
Again, before Zhou Ma Ma could see, she took it away and showed to Mistress, "See! Lao Ye ah!"
Mistress wanted to take a closer look when Wife wanted to take it away again.
Mistress snatched it back and shouted to Wife, "Let me see lah! Haven see who the hell is it and you... AHHHHH~ What is Lao Ye doing?!? Wear the cap that Ya Huan bought for him leh! Why didnt wear the one I bought?!"
Wife: "Stupid girl! My husband, your lover having an affair ah!"
Mistress: "Ha ha ha... Affair what. As if you and me didnt had one.... AFFAIR?! How can he do this?"
At this time, Lao Ye walked into the main hall, rubbing his eyes and yawned.
Lao Ye: "What happened? Got cockroach running around huh, Wife?"
Wife: "Run your head! You... you idiot! *sobs* Never even brought me to Hong Kong, and now you brought your new *sobs* girlfriend to Japan!"
Wife took out her handphone and dialled, "Hello? Andy Lau there or not? In China? Wilbur leh? In Malaysia? JJ leh? Back in Singapore for what? Superstar...?! Super his head!"
Wife ended her call and pouts. She walked out of the main hall and sat on the staircase leading to the garden, shouting, "Dont talk to me!"
Lao Ye sighed and looked at Mistress.
Mistress stared at him: "You ass, so short still want to hug her from behind. I want to go HK and look for my hubby! At least he's taller!"
Zhu Guan Jia: "Erm...Mistress Zhou, I think you haven seen the Banana Daily yet."
He handed the copy over to Mistress.
Mistress screamed: "AHHHH! That idiot! Always looking for eurasian babes! What's wrong with chinese girls?!"
Mistress took out her handphone and dialled, "Got air ticket to Korea? No! Japan? Yeee, I hate that place currently! HongKong? Want me to go and beat up my hubby ah? No!"
Irritated, Mistress ended the call and walked out of the hall, joining Wife at the staircase.
Couldnt get the forgiveness from Wife and Mistress, Lao Ye looked at Ya Huan.
Ya Huan did not looked at him and pulled along her fishball son, walked away.
Ya Huan to son: "Come, I'll cook some fishball for you!"
Lao Ye felt so sad. But Ah Ma and Ma Ma were pretty happy.
Ah Ma: "Patty good! Pretty, intelligent, fillial..."
Ma Ma: "As long as you are happy!"
Lao Ye nodded and grabbed Ah Wang the dog, whispering to it, "Thought I'd asked you to tear it up?"
Lao Ye felt dejected and therefore went out for a spinning ride. Again, he met paparazzi following him the minute he stepped out.
By nightfall, he came back. The minute he stepped into the main hall, he saw Wife and Mistress smiling happily at him
Wife: "Lao Ye! Lao Ye! See this!"
Mistress: "You are so charming!"
Lao Ye took over the Rambutan Daily and saw his picture on the headline.
Lao Ye: "Erm... I know I shouldnt have do that this afternoon... But they were very persistant and kept on filming me by the window..."
Mistress: "No no! Lao Ye! That is so charming of you! Suave pose!"
Wife: "Ya! Love you so much now! You are so daring!"
Ya Huan brought out a piping hot of fishball soup and gave it to Lao Ye, "For you!"
Lao Ye was overwhelming by his loved ones' reactions. He happily took the fishball soup and drank it, while Wife was excitedly praising him and Mistress massaging his shoulders.
Zhou Ah Ma + Zhou Ma Ma, shaking head away: "Why didnt they go to Hong Kong, Singapore or where-ever forever?"
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