One fine day, Lao ye walked into Wife's room with his new sexy leopard do.
Wife: What do you want, dear Lao Ye?
Wife: Ya, very messy. You dont have money meh?
Wife: You ah... dunno where your money go leh. I just gave you $20k last week. Buy dunno-how-many-hundred-years-old car again isit? Cannot give!
Wife looked away, "No."
Wife saw the flowers at the corner of her eye, "Want to buy me over with flowers? *smiling*"
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Wife immediately took out $5k, "Ahhhh! Give you give you!"
Lao ye happily skipped off.
Claims: All dialogues are made up by the author of this blog.
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