House of 周

:: Prelude ::

*Qing Tian chorus* 从前从前 有个人爱你很久...

First Wife poke Mistress's arm, "HELLO!?! English hor!"

Mistress showed Wife the infamous middle finger, learnt from Lao Ye and continued...

Long long ago, in the southern province of China, eh, sorry, northern province of Taiwan, there lived a household of Zhou.

Zhou Lao Ye is a talented, stylish, humourous, tall and handsome (*shrugs* beauty lies in the eye of the beholder) who will be away from home most of the time. Well, it doesnt matter as long as he still bring ingots and those flimsy paper home.

Note:Filmsy paper is the, you know lah, older version of our cheque lah! 淫票啊!?!

银票啦!!!

He had his first wife who will handles the home when he's away. The decision maker of the family and the money keeper. Tip #1. The only time when she softens down is when Lao ye is back.

Next, is his mistress, who was contented in the family. Of course, who wouldnt when there's money all the time. The party organiser and planner. Of course the mistress is the pretty one, with nice dresses, nice jewels...

Wife gave mistress a cold stare from the corner of her eye, "Ya...Buy somemore... BUY lor..."

An old lady sat at a corner shouted,"Eh! when's my turn? I'm the mother, okay? How come the mistress was introduced first? No mother, where got son..."

*A shoe flew by fast and shut the blabbering mouth up*

*Ahem*

Next, the undying old lady of the family lah. That's all.

Wife slapped mistress's arm, "Write properly hor!"

She's the mother of Zhou Lao Ye. Most of the time, she's pretty okay and quiet, as all the things of the household will be attended by Wife. The only thing she'll asked very often is the availability of her grandchild.

Sadly, neither Wife nor Mistress gave Zhou family its heir yet.

*evil grins*

There's also Zhou Lao Ye's nanny. She'll give her two cents worth whenever there's a need. But sometimes, it's more two cents, like two dollar, twenty dollar, hundred dollar...!

Then, there's a housekeeper couple in the family. Zhu guan jia and his wife. Basically, all the sai kang are done by them. Cooking lah, cleaning lah, plucking grass lah, renovating places lah...

Other than that, there's a lot of ya huans in the household, under the supervision of the housekeeper.

But there's one particular ya huan that stood out from the crowd. Because she's short.

*Laughing out loud*

Ya Huan cried loudly and stared at mistress. Mistress looked at the clear blue sky, sang lalala and walked past her.

She is the most diligent of all, but there's a sad story behind her and fishbbb....

Wife walked over and snatched the keyboard away, "Okay, enough for today."
Mistress sat in front of the computer and shook her leg, twirled her ponytail, "Sigh, whatever. Ya Huan will always be a Ya Huan, anyway."

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