House of 周

:: Boyfriends and Husbands ::

Things get complicated when boyfriends and husbands gets into the picture.

Wife: "Why this topic?"

Mistress: "You mentioned you got a lot of boyfriend what?"

[ Wife ]
Behind the back of Zhou Lao Ye, beyond his tiny eyes, she had a lot of boyfriends. Many many many. Many many many. Her fetish? Pretty, Hunky boy, who always looked for quality in life. Those that you will snapped your finger and say, "Ah! I know! I know! GAY!"

Wife: "W-WEI!"

Ya Huan giggles.

Wife stared at Ya Huan: "Go and wash the undies!"

It's statistically proven. The Rid-one, Food court stuck up Les, Ah-Len Yeo ah Wei, Ah-lic Loh-lence... Only Expressionless Spring Onion not loh.

Wife throw a bunch of spring onion plus garlic over and hits the head.

*Ouch*

But recently, it's Wilbur Pan and JJ Lin. The hip hop prince, who'll go "He He" in the songs and renowned, "WU-HA!" And JJ with the R & B-ing and talented song writing skills. Wife love talented guys.

But no matter the increasing no. of boyfriends, Zhou Lao Ye is still the no. 1 on her list.

Grandma: "Of course lah, my Ah Lun is the most wealthy male artiste in Asia, okay? All *points to the rest* only aimed at my Ah Lun's money..."

Mistress whispered to Wife: "Sent...to...Old...Folk's...Home..."

Wife replied, "Not yet, we need her for use against Lao Ye."

[ Mistress ]
Just in case you dont know, her husband is the handsome handsome hunky hunky Daniel Wu.

Mistress: "But he got girlfriend liao. So I need to find new hubby now."

So, Zhou Lao Ye had her for mistress but on the other hand, she had a lot boyfriends as well. Basically her boyfriend increased with the no. of movie or show she watched. Instead of watching Lao Ye's performance in Initial D, she screamed kakkoii over Edison. If Takeshi Kaneshiro had his movie on screen, then it's his turn. If Takuya Kimura's tv serial is up on air, it's his turn. Then Stanley Huang was a one-minute crush, for the bad boyness, before it starts to RAIN.

Mistress sings: "RAIN, RAIN come again! You can call him Bi too, which means Rain in korean, or his real name Jeong Ji Hun. Not that I have fetish for tiny eyes, okay? It's that he's so cute! And Abs-ful!"

Wife: "Cute huh? Kill liao, stuffed into the Happy Tree Friends doll loh."

Ya Huan: "Dowan lah, I dowan to clear up the mess."

That's her latest craze. Mistress will return to Lao Ye if he points his middle finger or do a YFZM styled-up again. Put it simple the type Mistress like. Attitude, Abs-fuls, Good Looking...

Mistress: "Dimple! Dimple!"

Okay lah, dimpled ah boy.

[ Ya Huan ]

She likes sporty guys, perhaps they can help her with the housework. The rugged rugged one. Sometimes they say, she likes the blacker the better.

Ya Huan shouted, "It's healthy tan! Not black!"

Mistress and Wife, fold their arms and said, "Whatever..."

And it's been some time since we talked about this, so there's no latest updates on the soccer player she likes.

Wife: "No wonder she keep going out to the grass field 2km away. To see soccer players! Like to see so much..."

Wife throws ten pairs of Lao Ye's basketball shoes on the front porch and pointed to Ya Huan, "Nah! Wash!"

Poor Ya Huan. She'll always looked at the Felix the Cat plush toy in her room and sighed.

That's all. I'm tired. So complicated.