House of 周

:: Fishball Deal ::

Since Wife said that's all for yesterday, so here's the continuation.

Talking about Ya Huan, there's an infamous fishball incident. It all began when Ya Huan was complaining about her yi ma not yet come. So Wife suspect there's a fishy ang go li thing going on. Calculating the time that Lao Ye come and go and the no. of times Ya Huan had missed the 28 days cycle,, it's highly possible that Ya Huan is... pregnant!

*Lightning strike across the sky and thunder roars*

Wife pulled Mistress aside and told her the suspect.

Mistress slammed her right fist into her open left palm.

"I've got a plan..."

Wife took out her Dear Daniel and Hello Kitty plush dolls from Macdonald and showed it to Mistress.

"We'll exchange it with the baby at birth..."

"SIAO ah! Although ya huan is stupid but you think she dunno ah! This one," Mistress poked Dear Daniel with her index finger, "...wont cry lor! At least must find one crying one what. Latest doll technology leh!"

*Black birds flew by and three lines of sweat across Wife's forehead*

"No wonder Lao Ye like you," Wife rolled her eyes, "Stupidity."

"Then why Lao Ye doesnt like Zhu Guan Jia leh? He should love him even more what," Mistress bickered with Wife.

"Sigh, A-N-Y-W-A-Y, we have to do something to exchange," Wife said.

So few months passed by and Ya huan gave birth in Zhou Fu.

That very night, action take place and babies were swapped.

Ya Huan knew that the baby was swapped and she was very sad.

"How come she know huh?"
"You swapped in front of her what!"

Although she knew it's not her own baby, she bring him up like her own. Brought him up into a bai bai pang pang Daniel.

A few years down the road and the family was having their supper at Newton Circus. They realised Ya Huan loved to eat fishballs.

"Oh, Lao ye gave me eat before," she said happily.

Wife, mistress and nanny gave each other a look and asked ya huan, "When...?"

"Oh, that time when he came back lor..." ya huan continued to eat her bouncy bouncy fishball.

"He asked you to go to his room and told you that there's very nice fishballs?" nanny asked.

"How come it sound so corny one? After translation to english..."

"Ya lor..." Ya huan said.

*Lightning strike across the sky again*

"No wonder he give me Daniel Wu's movie ticket to watch that night..." Mistress pouts.

"Asshole, ask me to go shop for all I like..." Wife folds her arms.

"He never asked me to go anywhere leh," Nanny frowns.

So here's the truth of the birth of fishball boy.

"Then I must have did a good job. Found a fake son who got a fishball face and tummy..." Wife smiled happily.

"Got meh? I found a fair fair one leh. Purposely different from ya huan," Mistress said.

"What do you mean you found?" Wife sat up straight, "You exchanged ah? From where?!"

"There...You told me the one from the left house, down the street, then turn right, go straight, last house," Mistress said.

"I exchanged liao leh," Wife said.

"...So you mean I exchanged again ah?" Mistress alarmingly asked.

"Which means..." Nanny gasped, "...the fishball boy is the real one!"

Wife looked at Mistress and Mistress looked at Wife.

"WAH LAU EH..."

Ya Haun happily finished her fishball soup and ordered another bowl.

"You all dowan ah?" she asked the rest, who were frowning and saddened by the fact.