House of 周

[ The One Where He Sings 好久不見- Part II ]

Location: Southern Province of Taiwan, 周俯大门

Lao Ye drove his (another) flashy car to the front of Zhou Fu. Lao Ye grinned, "Ahh! We are back!"

Mistress looked at the very unkept house and frowned, "Nai Ma, Zhu Guan Jia not around... Oh. My. God. Who's going to clear the mess?"

As they walked into the house, a familiar voice can be heard from the main hall.

"Oh, there's a big porch in front and there are 6 rooms altogether! Good fengshui! The previous owner is the very famous Jay Lao Ye!"

Mistress and Lao Ye gave each other a weird look and walked into the hall.

Nai Mei: "It's NAI MA!"

Nai Ma was seen in the main hall with another stranger family.

Nai Ma:"O-oh, it's J-jay L-lao ye."

Mistress folds her arm and asked,"What ARE you doing?"

Nai Ma gave a fake smile, "h-huh? Long time no see~ ah! Nai Mei! Nai Ma missed you!"

By then, Lao Ye was crowded with the stranger family asking him for autographs.

Mistress threw Nai Ma a dirty look and said,"Selling Zhou Fu huh?"

Nai Ma: "Ha. Ha. Ha. Nooo la... Nobody around so I..."

Suddenly, Lao Ye shouted to Mistress, "Mistress! I remembered! There's a pot of 七里香 in our backyard!"

Mistress:"Oh ya!"

The two ran over to backyard and saw that pot of 七里香.

But... no Da Shao Nai Nai to be seen.

Lao Ye sighed and sat by the pot.

Mistress saw the dejected Lao Ye and said happily in order to brighten things up, "Lao Ye! Let's go 夜市！I'm hungry."

Lao Ye: "Okay..."

And the two went 夜市, leaving Nai Mei with Nai Ma.

Lao Ye walked around the 夜市 sulking while Mistress was happily eating her XXXL 鸡排.

Just as Lao Ye was walking aimlessly, he saw a stall that sells 鸡屁股.

Lao Ye: "鸡屁股... 七.里.香!!!"

Mistress almost choked when Lao Ye shouted. Lao Ye ran over to the stall and saw a guy with a mushroom hairstyle.

Da Lang: "Hi! Would you like to have a 七里香?"

Lao Ye looked around for Da Shao Nai Nai but to no avail.

Mistress: "不会吧，大少奶奶喜欢那么可爱的呀？！"

Da Lang: "Da Shao Nai Nai? You mean Zhou Jia Da Shao Nai Nai?"

Lao ye and Mistress gasped and Lao ye asked, "You know where is she?"

Da Lang: "Ya! She's my boss! She bought over my stall!"

Lao Ye mumbled: "No wonder there's a 50K bill in my credit card."

Then Lao Ye took a second look at the smiley goo goo guy and walked towards Da Lang, screening his face.

Da Lang innocently replied: "Huh? Who?"

Lao Ye lightly pulled Da Lang's hair: "哎唷，你以为带个蘑菇头假发，黑框眼镜，吊带裤，我就不知到你是罗小猪啊?! 瞎!"

"AAAHHHH!! Lao Ye, Lao Ye! Stop Stop Stop!"

That ever familiar voice appeared out of nowhere, separating Lao Ye and Da Lang.

Mistress: "AIYA! There you are! Do you know we went to look for you in the hot sun in Japan, SO HOT and then went back to that Zhou Fu and then we saw..."

As Mistress was blabbering away, Lao Ye stopped and stood aside, 插着腰，looking at Da Shao Nai Nai.

Lao Ye smiled but said, "好久不见呀，我的娘子。I didn't know you loved 鸡屁股 THAT much that you bought over a stall."

Wife: "H-h-huh? Aiyoo, he looks cute mah... *winks* But you are cuter!"

Instantly, Lao ye smirked to himself and said, "Erm! The letter you sent is so vague! I didn't know you'll be here."

Wife: "Some riddle for you mah! So you are not as stupid as Mistress mah!"

Mistress: "Oi!"

Lao Ye was so amused with the two ladies arguing just like before.

Mistress: "Yeah! Lao Ye, I want to hear Dao Xiang! 還記得你說家是唯一的城堡~"

Lao Ye: "好! 超吊! 我买了新钢琴!"

Wife ran over to Da Lang and pat on his shoulder: "你乖乖做生意喔! 我改天再来。"

Da Lang nod his head happily.

And then Wife ran over to Lao Ye joining in the conversation, "稻什么香! 我要免费教学录影带! 加跳舞!"

Lao Ye laughed and then sang, "你舉手 你抬頭 你說...什么?"

Wife: "選我! 選我!"
Mistress: "選我! 選我!"