It's been a while since Lao Ye lost his shaver and comb. So instead of going out, he walked around the house, with his large shades on, still looking for his shaver and comb.
Wife: "Haven found it yet ah?"
Mistress: "Then we buy for you lor..."
Lao Ye, sulking: "Dont want..."
Nai Mai: "Aiyoh! Come lah, come lah. I shave and cut for you lah! Anyway, I've did that for you when you are small. Come come!"
Before Lao Ye can retaliate, he was being pulled forcefully by Nai Ma.
After 5 minutes...
Lao Ye walked out, "Wife... Mistress..."
Wife/Mistress: "Wha, that's fast!"
Nai Ma: "Now that's my Ah boy, Lun Lun. So cccuuttte... *pinches Lao Ye's cheeks*"
"Today's papers," Zhu Guan Jia walked in and placed the papers on the table.
Wife and Mistress stared at the paper's photo and did not spoke a word, while Lao Ye was busy playing with his new short hair.
Wife: "Zhou...Lao...Ye..."
Lao Ye: "Huh? Why?"
Wife: "You heartless man! Never even danced with me before and now you danced with another woman!"
Mistress: "She very pretty meh?! *points to the pic* And where are you looking at?!"
Lao Ye: "Eh... Ah... This is... eh... *ahem* during... eh... *ahem*"
Wife: "Eh Eh Ah Ah your head lah! Somemore today valentine's day! You brought me a very 'GOOD' present ah!"
Lao Ye: "There's nothing between us lah..."
Wife and Mistress continued to ignore Lao Ye.
Wife: "There's two of us leh! Give us one only?!?!"
Lao Ye: "Okay lah, both also have it. Treat it as Valentine's Day present, dear wife and mistress?"
Mistress: "Hurh! Diamond?"
Both ladies did not answer him.
No answer from the ladies either.
Mistress looked at Wife, "How?"
Wife whispered to Mistress: "No no... I'm sure he'll give more."
Wife and Mistress finally laughed and gave in, "Okay lah, okay lah... Forgive you lah."
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